Palace?

every girls hopes is to marry a rich tycoon or pai ma wang zi
(literally translated as prince on a white horse)
*according to new blogger miss Ooi Ai Fern*
Well, one of my cousins dream did come true

i went to her new house last night
it was her house warming dinner and also
a day before her husband's sister get married
this post is specially for Mr Goh Hock Leong!
he promised me to accompany me but he did not turn up!!
LANSI cousin!
hahaha!!

The poor girl from Lebuh Mahsuri
(LOL)


her new house is located behind a Buddhist Association
beside Sri Pinang school..

I was amazed with her new house
(which is a 3-storeys bungalow...)

She took us on a tour around her house...
1st, we went to her room at the 3rd floor

The bed

The wedding picture (Jenny and David)
(that's my cousin with her rich husband)

their study corner

Their flat screen TV
(oh ya, her whole house got at least 6 Flat screen TV)

This is where she put her accessories
specially for necklaces and watches =_=

This is her grooming desk

Then, we went to her lai-lai and low yea's room
i dare not take pictures there because the lai-lai was with us that time!
hahahaha!!

Then my cousin showed us the GYM
yea, GYM in your own house
it's not complete yet

My cousin's baby future room:

Hannah's future room

My cousin's husband's sister room ( i forgot her name)

her toilet is unique
no doors

Another toilet in Lydia's room


she is getting married today
(David got 2 sisters, he's the only son)

Lydia and her husband

This is where the family "gather" for dinner everyday..perhaps?

The wet kitchen and the maids' room :

Their backyard:

The swimming pool :

The pond :

This is thier "redbox"

Their family photo :

The food was catered by a company called *censored*
the food seriously SUCKS!!!
Pity my Ah Kong, he ate a bit only...

according to my observation, the result about the house is:

1. 10 rooms
2. 8 toilets and 1 Sauna
3. a swimming pool
4. 3 living rooms
   
5. a bar corner
   
6. 2 maids
7. a security guard
8. a dog

and many more....
(too lazy to list down)

For your informations, Mr David proposed to my cousin up in the sky?
Hmmmm, HOW?
Obviously, he proposed inside a plane la!!
Hahahaha!
if i'm not mistaken, my cousin got 2 rings
1 is for engagement and another is the official one!
COOL???
They married few years back
The dinner were held two days
One in City Bayview Hotel and another one in Equatorial Hotel

Okay, back to my story!!
Then, my sister's boyfriend brought us to Esplanade to see fireworks
unfortunately, it was too crowed and no place to park car
so we ended up at the new park near Jelutong Expressway

My sister acccopanied her boyfriend :

My mom accompanied my Ah Kong :

Me? Alone in the dark singing
"lonely, hi mr lonely, i have nobody to call my own... OHHHH!!"

So, i played PSP (not mine) alone in the dark

In the end we reached home about 12 midnight

THE END

AutoCity (Part II)

Ignore my previous post...

that was written when i was in BAD mood..
now my emotion stable already
hahahah!!*yawn!
I can't really sleep last night
and i woke up early this morning!
*yawn yawn yawn*

Let me start my "story" now!
are you ready?!
hahahaha!!

Recently my god-sis and my sister are addicted to a game called
Guess The Sketch Challenges
they wanted to go to KFC Bayan Baru because of Wi-Fi
the purpose is to cheat in the game!
hahaha!
i admit!! i got cheat too!
(please don't act innocent! play DOTA no cheat meh??)

Then, i asked them whether want to go AutoCity
My god-sis agreed as she was a bit bored with KFC already
hahaha!!
After fetching my god-sis, we went to buy a cake
although it was a SMALL and MINI cake,
it shows my keikhlasan-ness!!
( a new word i learnt from Mr Goh WZ)


My god-sis and my sister

On the way to AutoCity, we were caught in a traffic jam!
can't patah balik also!
sob sob sob
on the bridge, a car in front of us stopped all of sudden
YC managed to break
but the driver behind us was...... too late
eeeeeee.......... bang!!
a Proton Satria hit our backside
i mean the car backside
not our backside!!
if my backside kena hit, i want to do plastic surgery!
hahaha!!
the cake even fell down
(pai seh pai seh)
The driver was alone and he is a MALAY
Luckily he was a reasonable man
Yc advised him to drive safely and he said Okay!
haaahaaaah!!
he paid us rm 100...
is it enough?



Mr Goh kept on rushing me to reach there!
hello!! Penang Bridge sesak jalan la!! ;p
When we reached, i immediately went up to TAO to meet up with them
and my lighter was in the car!
hehehe!
(pai seh pai seh)
Luckily Mr Goh and Mr Ooi CS helped me
at least they talked to me!!
UNLIKE someone!!
(thanks ya mr goh and mr ooi)
when i surprised Mr Chua with a birthday cake
he don't look surprise or what
according to his explanation, he was too full and his stomach was uncomfortable
that's the reason he ignored me!
(your birthday today, bagi muka dahulu)


i wish i will be taller and muscular

My dream will come true!

Birthday boy yang bo sim!!

and the cake was being insulted!!
Hello!! the cake menghadapi how many rintangan only can reach there okay!!
Suan Suan Suan!!
i was hurt, hurt, hurt
Bleeding heart
i can't bare the INSULT anymore!
so i walked away with pride
(hahaha, just being drama queen as usual)

Bleeding heart! sob sob sob!!

wah, so many entau guys there!
regretted wearing casual and did not apply make-up!!
hahahahahahahhaha!!!
(hiau ping)
anyway i want to make it clear that
I DO NOT LIKE HIM!!
sampat eh! i treat friend good means i like him already!
wah, means i like all my guy friends??
so LAME!!


Later, we went to Old Town
what else can we do there?
ONLINE and play sketch!!
hahahahaah!
we are all addicted to this game
just like the guys addicted to DOTA

VAIN-ing

Two laptops to play and to cheat!
hahaha!

In front of SOHO
i did NOT enter okay?
i'm sure MR ROGER is interested to enter!!
wakakaka!!


after 12, we went to McD for supper

we reached home about 1am
i was still not sleepy that time!
now tired and headache!
sweat! sweat!

THE END

Accident at Penang Bridge

tomorrow is one of my good friend's birthday

i wanted to surprise him at 12 sharp but too bad he was at AutoCity
So, my god-sis, my sis, YC and i went there to surprise him
Guess what?
we were involved in a car accident
Luckily it was a minor accident!
WEN ZHONG and CHENG SOON thought i lied!!
NAH!! show you all!! HUH






BUKTI!!!!!

Now no mood already
Blogging in Old Town now
haiz!!bye

Thanks Eli!!

hahaha!
guess what now?
i asked Eli to add Ad into her blog and she agreed without hesitation!!
Huray!!
Eli!! thank you!!
dear blog readers, please view her blog TOO and mine everyday!!
let us earn as much as Kenny Sia!!
(please let me keep on dreaming!!)
btw, my earnings is still rm0.00
Sob Sob :(

Thanks Ah Li

hahaha!
guess what?
yeongli and i combine to earn money from Nuffnang!!!
Huray!!
Ah Li!! terima kasih!!
dear blog readers, please view her blog and mine everyday!!
let us earn as much as Kenny Sia!!
(dreaming!!)
I told her that if we earn a lot, we will divide
but if earn a bit only, the money is mine!
haha!! i ugut her!
i told her that she is rich enough !!
hahaha!!

Souvenirs

Mr Roger, thank you for the souvenir from Bangkok
Ai Fern, thank you too for the souvenir from Australia
Pauline, thank you for the souvenir from Thailand and
also the dress you borrowed me for prom
(who else ah? too many souvenirs already)
hahahaha!

I want MONEY!!

i want MONEY!!
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!
i registered for Nuffnang so i can earn MONEY from the advertisement!!
i need more viewers so i can earn MORE money!!
please help Piggy Ping!!
if your blog don't have any advertisement, just inform Piggy Ping
she will add for you
and the money will go into her pocket! LOL!!

Anyway, a guy called me an "animal" behind my back
Hmmm, i wonder who is that?
what a "gentleman"
Like what my friends said, he don't have "bird-bird"
He will never grow up
May God bless him for saying such remark towards me
this is a comment from my friend about this incident
"ask him to go back to primary school and study moral
FOR HE HAS BEEN DEPRIVED OF ONE."

Election in Permatang Pauh

i guess we know who can win this time!
It's quite OBVIOUS
......and roadblocks everywhere!
I can't even go out kai-kai!!
must stay at home!!
ish ish ish ish!!

anyway, for more informations about the election
click here or here or here
hahahahaa!!


Oh ya! congrats Miss Lee Sing Rou!
she finally declare herself as a BLOGGER!
hahahaha!

Good News?

The election at Permatang Pauh had been beneficial to all of us
the petrol price had decreased 20cent
although it's not much

and

PUBLIC HOLIDAY tomorrow!!!

if i know earlier, i won't attend school today!!
we had free period the whole day except History and Economic lesson
Oh ya, some Dato came to our school..
I can't remember his name but guess what?
Dr Koh Tsu Koon came too!
we wanted to "congrats" him for an incredible debate with Mr Lim Guan Eng
but we were afraid to do so...
(i didn't watch!!)
hahaha!
Dr Koh looked younger now! Maybe because less stress already!
hahahaha!!

Cinglish

i received this email fr Mr Terry Lim
quite funny so wanna share this with my readers

Dear Hokkien-speaking friends,

Laugh until you kee siao!

Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, 'And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?'

Mr. Lim replies, 'I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the
strangest thing.

Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me
automatically when I open the door!'

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he
phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.

The doctor tells her, 'Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about
your father-in-law.

It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the
bathroom door, the light somehow goes on....'

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, 'Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio
in the fridge again!'

______________________________

QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go 'kwah, kwah, kwah'.

QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)

QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)

And here is a classic .........

QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?


ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time...'

and

Hokkien fairy tales begin with 'Lim Peh ka li kong...'

pencuri!!

i know who stole my keychain!!
it's MAH MEI HWA!!
i found this picture in her friendster!!

Miss Mah, pencuri!
how dare you ah???
hahahahaha!!

(just a joke)

Goodbye my chor beh!!

my partner, miss chor beh is leaving AGAIN to USA
i went to airport to send her yesterday..

The Chor Behz!
(both also fat and short)

the rest couldn't make it
so pin yin and i were the 'representative' from the gang!
LOL

just being lame!

Rou and her former colleagues

Oh ya, her sister came back from oversea on the same day she leaving
at least her sister's turn to accompany her parents
and her sister bought her this:

seriously, suck and lick it!
it's a type of sweet okay?
don't be dirty minded!!

Family photo!

Guess what i said to her...
"don't hiau there and find entau ah mo there ya"
hahahaha!

her mom hugged her many times
it must be sad to send her youngest daughter away!
sing rou, make sure you take good care of your parents!
when you look into their eyes, you can't imagine how much they had sacrifice for you!
appreciate them!!


to those who don't know anything about my gang
this is a few informations you need to know

1. Ooi Ai Fern and Lynette Lee = November Babi
2. Cheang Ee Ping and lee Sing Rou = The Chor Beh
3. Pauline Khoo and Hong Pin Yin = The Trees
4. Michele Wong and Yeap Hwei Zhen = The Hiau Loks
5. Toh Gim Yen = NEUTRAL

there are meanings for our nicknames!
for us to know, for you to find out! :p